Avast!  you have found the home page for the Atlantis Shipping and Salvage Company - Nice A.S.S. - get in the boat. **

We are the crew of the ASS Apocalypse and the ASS Eye of Odin.  Flag Ship and Point Ship for the Atlantis Shipping and Salvage Company.  We specialize is salvaging goods BEFORE they get wet.

Our home port is the Isla del Perdido.  We always manage to get there by just going left.  Ask our Naviguesser for directions.  On second thought, maybe not.

We can usually be found at any number of Piratical functions.  Evidence of which can be found on our photos pages.

** this is a fictitious company made up by a bunch of friends one night after to much rum, or perhaps to little.  We did do an extensive search on the internet to verify we were not copying any real or currently existing business or group (or as extensive as we could once we sobered up). We were unable to find any other group or organization using our name, logo or motto.  But just to make sure you all know, any resemblance to any other existing company, ship or pirate group is purely coincidental.  

 Unless it was us you were looking for in the first place!  Oh, and all original logos, quotes, photos and mottos from this page- they DO belong to us.  So be sure you be asking before borrowing any of them - least we have to dispatch the crew to be looking for your where abouts!  Trust us, it ain't our Boson you want to be meeting when you answer that knock at the door!