Francis Archimedes Thaddeus
Elegance
(FATE)
Captain Of the ASS Apocalypse
Admiral of the Assmada
"Innocence, Your Uselessness is Epic!" |
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Constance Ula Strife
(CUS)
Naviguesser
"LEFT!" "Follow Me!" |
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Trulanna Indigo Trouble(TiT)
Healer / Surgeon
"Pick yer poison,Luv....now where's my
potion bag?" |
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Earnest Arrogance (Dirty Ernie,
DEA)
Engineer
"This here thing's broke! Let's find us a Spanish ship and get us a new one!" |
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Sirius Konflict
Bosun
"You've been very, very bad, come with
me" |
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Damien Ulysses Innocence (DUI)
First Mate of the ASS Apocalypse
Captain of the ASS Eye of Odin
"DOOOOMED" |
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Justice Opulence
Gaoler
"We're not pirates! We're . . .
redistribution economists!" |
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Sheer Disinterested Malice
Helmsman
"Pray to God, but
keep rowing to shore." |
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Farquar Norman Ruud
(F.N.Ruud)
Master at Arms
"Rrrr, If
thou beist not on thee edge, Then thou leavest not room
for
others: more Rum." |
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Utterance Contempt
Sail Maker
"Fifty Bucks" |
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Damiano Cannon
(DAM)
Cannoneer
"I said canons at dawn, not dragons at
noon!" |
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Brisk Jarvis Pesterly
Looteneer
"Don't make me turn this ASS around!!!" |
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Tipsy Flaxen Dazzler
Plunderette
"We're not looting and pillaging. We're liberating them
from their oppressive possessions." |
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Mad John Bonham
Master Gunner
"Shoot them all and let God sort them out" |
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Bartholamew " Bones" Hones
Ship's Cook
"tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are" |
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BJ
Ship's Mascot
"EEK EEK!! Hubba Hubba!! EEK EEK!" |
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Hesther Eudora Liadan Pestilence (HELP)
Voluntary Hostage
"H.E.L.P.?" |
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Prudence Isabella Scum-D'Buccet (PiSD)
Lookout
"tho I am afraid of heights, I don't mind being on top and I like to watch" |
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Hearty Indulgence
QuarterMaster
"In charge of food and drink!" |
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Hyades Ophelia Terror (HOT)
Ship's Chaplain
" Bless The Booze " |
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Beatrice Isadorea Theodora Contessa Hortenze (BITCH)
Financier (Money Bags) |
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William Ignatius Pebody(WIP)
Morale Officer
" The beatings will continue until morale improves " |
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Bosifus Underwood Tiberious Chablis(BUTCH)
Cabin Boy |
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Raucous Unbridled Mischief (RUM)
Grog Wench |
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Dragon M' Bits ( DuMB)
Bard
" I saved what I could, rum first, there were no survivors" |
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Grainne "Ever Ready" Murphy (GerM)
Armourer
"Run all you want, I can hit a moving target" |
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Greenbeard Rasculous Orion Gregarious ( GROG)
Ships Cartographer
"Coffee Anyone?" |
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Angelus Reverence Seraphim Eros (ARSE)
Sea Witch (a.k.a. Sea Charmer)
"Chartreuse! BAHA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" |
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Chaos Offensive Perverted (COP)
Magistrate |
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Felicity Ula Nerina (FUN)
Cruise Director |
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Tydeman Hudson Useworth Dependale (THUD)
Dead Weight |
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Bessy Edwina Gilmore (BEG)
Guesstimator |
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Catalina Lucretia Ignatius Kamera (aka Lucky)
Ship's Archivist |
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David Rosen Unterwald Nett Kamera (aka Pyllgrum)
Main Brace Splicer
"With the power of Ale, I cannot fail!!" |
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Catastrophe (aka Cat)
Head Accessory (aka Ship’s Figurehead)
"At least she comes with a warning Label" |
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Grace Ursula Ellsbeth Seldom Sober (GUESS)
Ship's Alchemist
"tbd" |
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Papa E. Woody (PEW)
Woodsmith
"tbd" |
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Molly Blair
Spicemistress and Poisoner
"tbd" |
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Red Jay Barbarossa
Naturalist
"tbd" |
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Grace Harlot Olivia Saffron Tohrment
Stowaway
"With the power of Ale, I cannot fail!!" |
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Wee Tiny Frodrick Gunson
Iron Smith
"tbd" |
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